100% Lined CottonI Hate It When Healthy Me Does the Grocery Shopping — Funny Quote Kitchen Tea Towel

I Hate It When Healthy Me Does the Grocery Shopping — Funny Quote Kitchen Tea Towel

€15,90 Homemade

A relatable kitchen confession. This embroidered tea towel features the phrase "I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack", stitched in warm terracotta thread on natural cream fabric.

Perfect for anyone who's ever been betrayed by their own good intentions at the supermarket. A fun, self-aware addition to your kitchen, or a gift for the friend who jokes about snacking best.

Why you'll love it:

  • Homemade quality: Machine-embroidered with high-quality thread, made in small batches with care.
  • Everyday charm: A functional piece that doubles as kitchen decor with personality.
  • Thoughtful gift: Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh about food and willpower.
  • Natural materials: Soft, durable cotton/linen blend that holds up to daily use.

Specifications:

  • Material: Cotton/linen blend fabric, embroidery thread.
  • Size: 50 x 70 cm
  • Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or air dry.

Ready to ship anywhere in EU. Est. 2–5 days

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With every stitch, you support a cause.

At Sutura, we aspire to operate with a model of radical transparency. Our goal is to direct funds from every collection to support cancer research and other humanitarian causes — including education and refugee support — across the EU.

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Do you ship everywhere inside the European Union (EU)?

Yes, we ship to all countries within the European Union. Delivery times vary by destination and are calculated at checkout.

How does the cancer support and donation program work?

A percentage of every purchase is donated to cancer support organizations. You can read more about our partner charities on our About page.

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